Once upon a time, some damn lunatic turned me into a cartoon. The "jokes," by the way, are some that I wrote for an anti-comedy performance art crime I committed about one million years ago....
Toestubz: Absolutely! Just remember, my plane tix MUST be first class only--with empty seats on either side of me!
Sq. Dave: US law prohibits the whale joke currently. However, the Sultan of Brunei's brother has made a life-size statue of it for his "special secret playroom." If you ask nice, he'll let you look.
That was my original idea for the title of this blog, a sort of summation of nearly everything I'd ever wanted cinematically: regularly playing on the ABC Channel 7 4:30 movie--or on WOR-TV Channel 9's 4 O'Clock Movie--the greatest monster movie in the universe, and incredible combo of miniatures, men in suits and stop motion, with entire continents destroyed!
But then there was a coup d'etat, and Tzar Ivan I of Ivanlandia took charge.
Can you perform at my mom's birthday next year?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see you do the whale joke.
ReplyDeleteToestubz: Absolutely! Just remember, my plane tix MUST be first class only--with empty seats on either side of me!
ReplyDeleteSq. Dave: US law prohibits the whale joke currently. However, the Sultan of Brunei's brother has made a life-size statue of it for his "special secret playroom." If you ask nice, he'll let you look.