Once upon a time, some damn lunatic turned me into a cartoon.
The "jokes," by the way, are some that I wrote for an anti-comedy performance art crime I committed about one million years ago....
And just because, here's some more images.
Subway Crawl Classics - Preliminary Thoughts
5 years ago
Can you perform at my mom's birthday next year?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see you do the whale joke.
ReplyDeleteToestubz: Absolutely! Just remember, my plane tix MUST be first class only--with empty seats on either side of me!
ReplyDeleteSq. Dave: US law prohibits the whale joke currently. However, the Sultan of Brunei's brother has made a life-size statue of it for his "special secret playroom." If you ask nice, he'll let you look.