Thursday, November 4, 2010

Diluted Neutronium (a blast from the past)

Once upon a time, some damn lunatic turned me into a cartoon.

The "jokes," by the way, are some that I wrote for an anti-comedy performance art crime I committed about one million years ago....

And just because, here's some more images.


  1. Can you perform at my mom's birthday next year?

  2. I'd like to see you do the whale joke.

  3. Toestubz: Absolutely! Just remember, my plane tix MUST be first class only--with empty seats on either side of me!

    Sq. Dave: US law prohibits the whale joke currently. However, the Sultan of Brunei's brother has made a life-size statue of it for his "special secret playroom." If you ask nice, he'll let you look.