Industry! Progress! THE FUTURE!

Citizens of The United Provinces of Ivanlandia rejoice!


The Neutronium Research Institute has succeeded again!


Gamma pods and trepanation kits will be distributed by security forces in the morning.
Make sure to have a valid identi-chip ready.

(live blogging the Prez’s press conference—happening RIGHT NOW!)

“Mr. President Obama, please let me give you some advice from my little corner of Hell: You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.”

VROOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

"If the $800 billion stimulus bill passes the Senate and this provision survives, car buyers will be able to write off auto loan interest on their taxes, saving about $1,500 on a $25,000 car purchase."

Is that only on purchases of new cars? 'Cause there are these sporty 2000 models that are sweeeeeeeeeet!