Excruciatingly bad, Rachel Getting Married is more boring than being forced to watch a stranger’s wedding video: absolutely nothing happens for long stretches of time except for director Jonathan Demme’s dull attempts at multiculturalism and hipster superiority. Meanwhile, half-baked characters screech and whine. A horrible, horrible movie.
Great review, who needs text when pictures do just fine?
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-Rachel Getting Buried
-Rachel Getting Buttfucked
-Rachel Getting Lypo-suction
-Rachel Getting Herpes
-Rachel Getting Banged by the Chicago Bulls
-Rachel Getting Her Head Blown Off
Rachel Getting a Time Machine and Stopping Jonathan Demme Before He Became So Precious and Twee
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