Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Ivanlandia Under Attack!!!

No coup d’etat attempted by the High Command—whew!—but the Imperial Palace has been under siege by supernatural economic focus, abetted by Evil Old Ones mucking about with their infernal weather machines—resulting in foul, cold, nasty weather which brought plague conditions to 99.9% of the Ivanlandia population.

THEN, on top of that, there was the standard holiday bullshit.
Man, the holidays are like the electromagnetic pulse from a thermonuclear blast: POW!
Lights out.

Once the Secret Police has done its job,
and the kangaroo court show trials
have been concluded,
transmissions and communiqués
from The United Provinces of Ivanlandia
will resume.

Hail, hail, Ivanlandia!


  1. Thank you John Bem from Planet Ten! The stress factors in Ivanlandia are enough to shatter titanium, so a kind word is good to hear.

    (And if anybody reads this, check out Bem's cool blog "I Will Devour Your Content"--absolutely worth a look! Do it now!)

  2. Thanks Ivan! I've made an effort to send some reinforcements your way. Hopefully some of 'em will show up.

  3. The Ivanlandia National Treasury has been depleted, but the financial and health crises (sp?) has been averted. Now, if we could only wrest control of the Weather Machines...The Ivanlandia Embassy in NYC is sick of this fucking weather...