What do you mean "stop the invasion!"? The troops hit the beach 20 minutes ago! Even if I wanted to stop them--and I don't! Australia WILL be annexed! I couldn't tell them to go back to their ships anyway. The radios are jammed, and... What IS it, Hawthorne? Oh, the guests, yes, yes. Well, tell them I'll be joining them shortly, make sure the champagne is flowing... No, not the good stuff, not yet, only if the reports from Strike Force Parker are good--make sure that Air Marshal Mannix gets sobered up--I'll need him at the Aerodrome later--tell Christopher thanks again for the award, and that a major announcement is forthcoming--and introduce Sci-Fi Fanatic to Tonya (I found her at my new fave NSFW site--since it looks like "Guess Her Muff" has bitten the dust, or being legal-zapped-- http://smuttypantz.blogspot.com/
Now, where was I? Yes, the invasion! Activate the Earthquake Machine! We Will Win! Now, THIS is the way to celebrate a birthday, eh, Hawthorne! Hahahahahaha!
That was my original idea for the title of this blog, a sort of summation of nearly everything I'd ever wanted cinematically: regularly playing on the ABC Channel 7 4:30 movie--or on WOR-TV Channel 9's 4 O'Clock Movie--the greatest monster movie in the universe, and incredible combo of miniatures, men in suits and stop motion, with entire continents destroyed!
But then there was a coup d'etat, and Tzar Ivan I of Ivanlandia took charge.
HOLY SHIT, what an auspicious day! May the evil dictator of Ivanlandia enjoy a long, fruitful life of oppressing the masses and wreaking mad havoc!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHa, pretty wild pics there. Congrats!
ReplyDeletehappy big second, geezer!
ReplyDeleteLove it. Happy B-day Ivan! I can tell by that perfect third image selection you are beaming with pride. : )
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean "stop the invasion!"? The troops hit the beach 20 minutes ago! Even if I wanted to stop them--and I don't! Australia WILL be annexed! I couldn't tell them to go back to their ships anyway. The radios are jammed, and... What IS it, Hawthorne? Oh, the guests, yes, yes. Well, tell them I'll be joining them shortly, make sure the champagne is flowing... No, not the good stuff, not yet, only if the reports from Strike Force Parker are good--make sure that Air Marshal Mannix gets sobered up--I'll need him at the Aerodrome later--tell Christopher thanks again for the award, and that a major announcement is forthcoming--and introduce Sci-Fi Fanatic to Tonya (I found her at my new fave NSFW site--since it looks like "Guess Her Muff" has bitten the dust, or being legal-zapped--
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Now, where was I? Yes, the invasion! Activate the Earthquake Machine! We Will Win! Now, THIS is the way to celebrate a birthday, eh, Hawthorne! Hahahahahaha!
I'm late to the party. Hey, where's everyone going?
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