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Friday, February 8, 2013

Bad Tripz for Snowpocalypse '13: An Exquisite Corpse of Comic Book Panels





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Posted by Ivan at 12:02 PM 2 comments
Labels: a special thanks to all the sites I borrow images from, hallucinations, Jack Kirby is God, thank you to all the comic book artists and writers I am using

Thursday, February 7, 2013

The 47 Va-Va-Voom Chiktatz of February!



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Posted by Ivan at 6:36 PM 4 comments
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Warrrrrriors, come out and cosplayay!



Warrrrrriors, come out and cosplayay!


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Posted by Ivan at 7:59 PM 0 comments
Labels: a special thanks to all the sites I borrow images from, adolescent sex fantasies, cosplay, Kozplay QTs For a Cold February, lust for chicks in cosplay costumes
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