I [HEART] Sexy Star Trek Cosplayers! And So Should You!

Whew! No wonder Kirk was such a horndog!

Cosplayers! Gotta love ’em! Especially Trekkies! Especially Trekkies in latex: WOW!

It kind of makes me wish I’d gotten into cosplaying when I was younger, but now that I’m [cough-cough] years old, my plate is very full. So this old Admiral will just sit back, relax and watch yummies coming out of Starfleet Academy...

   

The 47 Va-Va-Voom Chiktatz of February!

Witches & Sorceresses—Part Two: The Psychic Eye of Hurricane Sandy Edition

Trapped inside by the insane weather (and paranoid overreaction by public figures)?

Then after you’re done enjoying this collection of supernatural sexiness and hellacious hotties,

you’d best make sure to check out—heck, bookmark and then follow LERNER INTERNATIONAL!

You’re stuck inside your concrete-reinforced shelter by a hurricane, what else are you going to do?

Visit today!

Now you can go enjoy the terrific temptresses….

Cybernetic Prez Lincolnbot Sez Zexy Replikahnts Need Yr Luv!!!

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is celebrating Neil Armstrong Day by telling you to go check out LERNER INTERNATIONAL as soon as possible, 

and then in hoping you enjoy some naughty, naughty androids—some manufactured better than others, and sometimes a Stepford-Bot gets in the mix…

—and then you need to get back over to LERNER INTERNATIONAL—and fast!

Be the first kid on your block!

All the Zexy Replikantz Agree: “LERNER INTERNATIONAL is the Ginchiest!”

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is proud to announce the launch of its more studious and serious little brother,

LERNER 

INTERNATIONAL 

ENTERPRISES—

LERNER INTERNATIONAL is a seriously fun examination of the motion picture and/or media landscape, primarily the Cinema of Weirdness (along with a few other topics).

Check it NOW! That’s an order!

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This week's "zxy rplkntz" are all sad over the death of super-creative and productive filmmaker Sidney Lumet. While the National Film Board of Ivanlandia did not like all of Mr. Lumet's flicks, we loved enough of them...

This Week & its Sexy Replikoids

What a week! First, Liz Taylor (RIP) transcended this material realm and joined Richard in Valhalla, then I had to go to the dentist: yeeeeeeeeeeee-OUCH!!!

(Oh yeah, The National Film Board of Ivanlandia finally got around to screening Los Angeles Plays Itself--great stuff, highly recommended. Find yourself a bootleg and watch it
NOW.)