"What the?!?" Pre-Thanksgiving Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Deviliciousness to Keep You Warm!

Halloween is NEVER over—

And these sorceresses prove it!

YOW!!!

Scream & Scream Again—Party Two: Post-Halloween/Pre-Election Day Shrieks!!!

Just because Halloween is over, it doesn’t mean the nightmare ever ends…. 

Witches & Sorceresses: Give Up, Son; You Can’t Win (Part One)

And as you’re enjoying our Halloween-time collection of dangerous damsels, you’d best make sure to check out—heck, bookmark and then follow LERNER INTERNATIONAL!

It’s serious thoughts about the Cinema of Weirdness and the cross-currents of the alternate universe of your movie dreams—

Visit today!

Now you can go enjoy the terrific temptresses….

Mermaids to the Rescue!

Cybernetic Prez Lincolnbot Sez Zexy Replikahnts Need Yr Luv!!!

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is celebrating Neil Armstrong Day by telling you to go check out LERNER INTERNATIONAL as soon as possible, 

and then in hoping you enjoy some naughty, naughty androids—some manufactured better than others, and sometimes a Stepford-Bot gets in the mix…

—and then you need to get back over to LERNER INTERNATIONAL—and fast!

Be the first kid on your block!

The Sexy Replicants Return, and say, "Follow LERNER INTERNATIONAL!"

Yep, I'm attempting to increase the traffic over to my other, more review-oriented site, LERNER INTERNATIONAL.
Increase the traffic via SEX.
(If it works for Madison Avenue, why not me?)

Once again, please visit, comment at, even "follow" LERNER INTERNATIONAL, where it's all about the writing!
Which means that The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is all about the visuals.
Speaking of which, ENJOY!

"Neu Zexy Replikantz! Jah, jah!" (und links)

Kicking myself really hard for not posting more, that’s what I’ve been doing!

It seems like I’m making more coherent, thoughtful and introspective comments around the blogosphere than on my own blog! Sheesh!

Some topics I’ve been mouthing off on and the places I’ve been doing the mouthing off include:

Remembrance of Chainsaws Past @ Soiled Sinema

Books I’ve Been Reading @ Otto Mannix

CAMPATHON, CAMPATHON, we want CAMPATHON! @ She Blogged By Night

Nobody Likes Satan Jr.—except me! (Also @ She Blogged By Night)

Lovecraft's Unhappy Hollywood Adventure @ Dinner With Max Jenke

Ivanlandia joins the Nuclear War @ John Kenneth Muir’s Reflections on Film/TV

More Post-Atomic Vehicular Madness @ John Kenneth Muir’s Reflections on Film/TV

Roger Corman takes a trip to Las Vegas and Sees the Center of the Universe @ Eternal Sunshine of the Logical Mind

Here’s one of the best articles I’ve read in a while—all about the overblown hysteria around meth and the stigmatization of folks who like to have fun….

BTW, I finally caught up with Black Swan—what incredibly loony craziness: great stuff!
If you took Mommy Dearest, William Castle’s Straight-Jacket, De Palma’s Carrie, a dash of Suspiria, a teaspoon of Ken Russell and a pinch of John Waters’ Female Trouble—add a heaping dose of Tchaikovsky, and voilà! Black Swan.

And now for more pictures….ENJOY!

This Week & its Sexy Replikoids

What a week! First, Liz Taylor (RIP) transcended this material realm and joined Richard in Valhalla, then I had to go to the dentist: yeeeeeeeeeeee-OUCH!!!

(Oh yeah, The National Film Board of Ivanlandia finally got around to screening Los Angeles Plays Itself--great stuff, highly recommended. Find yourself a bootleg and watch it
NOW.)