Not Their Own Language!

These people are not speaking in their native tongues. Tongues. Tuuunnggg-zzzhes.

By the way,

Have you visited LERNER INTERNATIONAL lately?

Haben Sie besucht LERNER INTERNATIONAL in letzter Zeit?

¿Ha visitado LERNER INTERNACIONAL últimamente?

Avez-vous visité LERNER INTERNATIONAL dernièrement?

Вы посетили Лернер INTERNATIONAL в последнее время?

आप Lerner अंतर्राष्ट्रीय हाल ही में दौरा किया?

Tibi visitavit Lerner Internationalis nuper?

Lerner NAZIOARTEKO bisitatu al duzu azkenaldian?

Je alitembelea Lerner KIMATAIFA hivi karibuni?

It Means Something, When Looked at Correctly...

Howdy Pardners!
Some madness-imagery to keep you happy; for more... intellectual stimulation, why not drop by at
LERNER INTERNATIONAL, always cultivating interests in The Cinema of Weirdness.
Been writing up a storm over there: 
Got looks at potential Outer Limits episodes;
Tyrone Power as a sea captain worthy of Ahab and Quint; 
and more! 
Enjoy the pix!

All the Zexy Replikantz Agree: “LERNER INTERNATIONAL is the Ginchiest!”

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is proud to announce the launch of its more studious and serious little brother,

LERNER 

INTERNATIONAL 

ENTERPRISES—

LERNER INTERNATIONAL is a seriously fun examination of the motion picture and/or media landscape, primarily the Cinema of Weirdness (along with a few other topics).

Check it NOW! That’s an order!