One-Percenter MC

“We want to be free.

We want to be free to do what we want to do.

We want to be free to ride.

We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man…

And we want to get loaded!

And we want to have a good time.

That’s what we’re gonna do: we’re going to have a good time.

We’re gonna have a party.”

Cosplaying in Traffic (A Megapost of Sorts...)

Over at our little brother’s site, LERNER INTERNATIONAL, they’ve just posted a bit of fun, titled “LEGALIZE COSPLAY NOW!!! (a spoof),”—which, by its title, you can tell is a bit of fun.

In creating that post, there were a mess of pix left over (so many cosplayers, so little time!), that the run-off had to end up somewhere.

And that somewhere is the good old United Provinces of Ivanlandia—ENJOY!!!

Notes on a TV party September 13, 2014

T.V. party tonight!

T.V. party tonight!

T.V. party tonight!

T.V. party tonight!

We're gonna have a T.V. party tonight!

Alright!

Yow, being in grad school means lots of SERIOUS reading!

What I’d rather be doing is what you’re probably doing—if you’re not in front of the soul-stealer, uh, I mean computer: that is, smoking a ton of reefer and watching TV.

Ah, television, the drug of a nation….

But my guilt (Catholic or not, I can never tell—but definitely psychological and the result of a messed-up childhood) won’t let me do that—as tempting as it is.

And with other forms of procrastination closed to me, I must walk that razor’s edge…

Not watching TV, but goofing off from the mountain of hard-core language theory that I should be reading by posting a buttload of images about TV!

It’s called having my cake and eating it, too.

’Cause that’s the American way!

Enjoy!

If It Bleeds, It Leads: The First Rule of Newspapers

Death and destruction, the more outré the better, have always been the newspaper publisher’s best friend.

Of course, the movie’s oblige as best they can…

Read on... 

I [HEART] Sexy Star Trek Cosplayers! And So Should You!

Whew! No wonder Kirk was such a horndog!

Cosplayers! Gotta love ’em! Especially Trekkies! Especially Trekkies in latex: WOW!

It kind of makes me wish I’d gotten into cosplaying when I was younger, but now that I’m [cough-cough] years old, my plate is very full. So this old Admiral will just sit back, relax and watch yummies coming out of Starfleet Academy...

   

One of the Greatest Newspapers Ever: The Monster Times!

  

I’ve briefly explained my love of The Monster Times HERE. 

One day I should write up something longer explaining how important these goofy movie rags were to me when I was growing up maladjusted and weird, but right now I'm really kind of busy. Enjoy the covers!

Wish me luck!

Love,

Ivan of Ivanlandia

Up Against the Wall, Oedipal-Complex Enabler!

Have you seen the writing on the walls?

All These Damn Questions!