If It Bleeds, It Leads: The First Rule of Newspapers

Death and destruction, the more outré the better, have always been the newspaper publisher’s best friend.

Of course, the movie’s oblige as best they can…

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Violence: Kids Love It!!!

The National Comix Vaults of Ivanlandia heartily approves of mayhem-packed kids entertainment--even when it's not intentionally made for kids!
"Kit 'n' Kaboodle" certainly wasn't made for children: adults who never matured, sure. Kids? No.

If you didn't know, "K 'n' K" was originally published in the long-gone National Lampoon, a magazine some of you may have heard of...
Enjoy! (And click on images to make bigger, if you didn't know that already...)

Here's a secret: The stench of bad perfume makes me crazy (and in a bad way)

ARGH! One of my co-workers here in Cubiclelandia (where I go to spy on Ivanlandia's friends and foes alike) wears the worst sort of sickly sweet old-lady-on-the-way-to-the-dirt-nap kind of perfume. Like an ICEPICK in the brain, I tell ya!

But how to tell her that her stink is something a crackwhore would wear? I gotta talk to my boss: he's infinitely more diplomatic and sensitive about these sort of intra-office hoo-hahs than me. Heck, I'm so dumb, I'm posting about this...

Even worse: it seems I'm the only one who can smell it. I asked everyone around her, and it's like none of them have a sense of smell. "Duhhhhhh, naw, I don't smell nothing..."

CHRIST ON A FUCKIN' CRUTCH!!! I smell it again! Her stink drives me bonkers! I wish I could throw her out the airlock toot fucking sweet! (Or jump out it myself...)