This post is part of “The Best Hitchcock Films Hitchcock Never Made,” co-sponsored by Tales of the Easily Distracted and
ClassicBecky’s Brain Food, both excellent sites and highly recommended:
To find out more about Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘JAWS’, go to LERNER INTERNATIONAL immediately!
“Alfred Hitchcock’s Jaws” is an essay about what would happen if, in the early-1970s, Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, had been asked to direct the film adaptation of Peter Benchley’s best-seller, Jaws, instead of some… damn punk kid.
Then come back and enjoy the pix: they all relate to Jaws, and sharks, and cool blondes, and other Alfred Hitchcock films, .
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Or better yet, open two windows on your computer—have
The United Provinces of Ivanlandia on one—
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