The United Provinces of Ivanlandia: desk clearing

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Monday, October 22, 2012

Monsters & Devils: Part One

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia has begun the All Hallows Eve celebrations early, by releasing the ghouls, beasties and haints that have been lurking in the catacombs!

For the next few days, the Ivanlandia Art Department will be clocking in overtime as they collect, collate and post various horror-supernatural visuals.

Enjoy—bwah-hah-hah-HAH!

Reading Is Fun For Mentals, October 2012 Version

What Has Two Thumbs and Watches the “Watchmen”? THIS Guy!

You see that patch above?

It was a tiny detailed for a movie overloaded with style—I don’t think you even see the patch during the course of the film.

But—

If you loved me, you’d get me that patch!

If that’s not possible, then get Last Exit to Nowhere to make a T-shirt of it—I’d buy it in a frickin’ New York minute!

This collection of images related to both the film and comic book Watchmen is presented as a sort of tag-along to LERNER INTERNATIONAL’s recent review of Marvel’s The Avengers.

The National Treasury of Ivanlandia, as well as the Center of Philosophical Direct Positive Action, have taken severe hits as oflate, but for the edification of All Good and Upright Citizenz, The National Photojournalistic Society of Ivanlandia, with the full cooperation of The Secret Police, have scoured the Provinces looking for evidence of a happy population!

T.V. Party

T.V. news shows what it's really like out there

It's a scare!

You can go out if you want

We wouldn't dare!

Not Their Own Language!

These people are not speaking in their native tongues. Tongues. Tuuunnggg-zzzhes.

By the way,

Have you visited LERNER INTERNATIONAL lately?

Haben Sie besucht LERNER INTERNATIONAL in letzter Zeit?

¿Ha visitado LERNER INTERNACIONAL últimamente?

Avez-vous visité LERNER INTERNATIONAL dernièrement?

Вы посетили Лернер INTERNATIONAL в последнее время?

आप Lerner अंतर्राष्ट्रीय हाल ही में दौरा किया?

Tibi visitavit Lerner Internationalis nuper?

Lerner NAZIOARTEKO bisitatu al duzu azkenaldian?

Je alitembelea Lerner KIMATAIFA hivi karibuni?

Cybernetic Prez Lincolnbot Sez Zexy Replikahnts Need Yr Luv!!!

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is celebrating Neil Armstrong Day by telling you to go check out LERNER INTERNATIONAL as soon as possible,

and then in hoping you enjoy some naughty, naughty androids—some manufactured better than others, and sometimes a Stepford-Bot gets in the mix…

—and then you need to get back over to LERNER INTERNATIONAL—and fast!

Be the first kid on your block!

It Means Something, When Looked at Correctly...

Howdy Pardners!
Some madness-imagery to keep you happy; for more... intellectual stimulation, why not drop by at
LERNER INTERNATIONAL, always cultivating interests in The Cinema of Weirdness.
Been writing up a storm over there:
Got looks at potential Outer Limits episodes;
Tyrone Power as a sea captain worthy of Ahab and Quint;
and more!
Enjoy the pix!

The Sexy Replicants Return, and say, "Follow LERNER INTERNATIONAL!"

Yep, I'm attempting to increase the traffic over to my other, more review-oriented site, LERNER INTERNATIONAL.
Increase the traffic via SEX.
(If it works for Madison Avenue, why not me?)

Once again, please visit, comment at, even "follow" LERNER INTERNATIONAL, where it's all about the writing!
Which means that The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is all about the visuals.
Speaking of which, ENJOY!

Vargtimmen

“Vargtimmen” means “hour of the wolf” in Swedish; it’s the time just before dawn when all sorts of awful things happen.

It’s also the title of an incredible film by Ingmar Bergman, reviewed HERE at LERNER INTERNATIONAL as part of a blogothon organized by the ultra-groovy The Moon Is a Dead World .

Check ’em both out!

Meanwhile, this here pictorama is The National Art Gallery of Ivanlandia’s tribute to our lupine and lycanthropic brethren and their 60 minutes of the day…

All the Zexy Replikantz Agree: “LERNER INTERNATIONAL is the Ginchiest!”

The United Provinces of Ivanlandia is proud to announce the launch of its more studious and serious little brother,

LERNER

INTERNATIONAL

ENTERPRISES—

LERNER INTERNATIONAL is a seriously fun examination of the motion picture and/or media landscape, primarily the Cinema of Weirdness (along with a few other topics).

Check it NOW! That’s an order!