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Beachy Keen! The Missing Illustrations for “Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘JAWS’”

This post is part of “The Best Hitchcock Films Hitchcock Never Made,” co-sponsored by Tales of the Easily Distracted and ClassicBecky’s Brain Food, both excellent sites and highly recommended:

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“Alfred Hitchcock’s Jaws” is an essay about what would happen if, in the early-1970s, Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, had been asked to direct the film adaptation of Peter Benchley’s best-seller, Jaws, instead of some… damn punk kid.

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